Here she is folks, Ms. Ruby Woo, the most wonderful, classic, LOOK AT ME red from MAC. I realize my top two desert island reds are from MAC, but the fact that MAC lipsticks are so pigmented and so matte (my favorite texture) makes them my favorite red lipstick vendor, no contest. I loathe YSL, wasn’t bowled over by Chanel, feel very “meh” about Dior … I’d rather spend $14.50 on an amazing, stay-on-your-lips-til-the-next-day retro cherry red. And I’m not kidding when I say it stays on. It’s so matte it’s almost chalky to apply at first, but damn if it isn’t the greatest blue-based red in the entire world.