I’m crazy. Amy and I were driving along one Thursday morning when suddenly, I was obsessed with the notion of rose gold nail polish. Rose gold is trendy right now, y’know? Whipped out my phone, Googled … X-nay on the granny-style Sally Hansen option. Twitter had no answers. The MAC I liked was limited edition. Forever 21 and OPI had no viable contenders. Now I was mad for this polish; it was elusive, which only made me want it more.

Then, with a little bit more Googling (and a lot of swearing at my idiot insurance phone) I stumbled upon Orly’s Rage. Orly! They sell that at Sally! Called Midway Sally: no dice. The Internet said you had it! So I called Richfield’s branch. CHA CHING! I knew you had my back, Sally B.

I drove to Richfield right away. I’m glad I did. Ignore this hasty polish job, just bask in the perfection that is Rage.